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Fandom/personal blog. Occasionally NSFW and (simulated) gore.

I got DA: Awakening in the mail and I’m about to begin the Landsmeet in Origins (which I think is getting into the endgame) aww yeah.

Also I friendzoned Lelianna then in the very next conversation she invited me to sleep with her and got pissed off when I broke up with her and it was weird but it’s dealt with now.

— 1 hour ago
#taylor plays da:o  #word vomit 
reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
— 5 hours ago with 24343 notes
#skyrim  #tes  #yes 
keyofnik:

For all the Mass Effect fans out there, I had to share. My friends kviri and frozencapybara decided to be awesome people and commissioned choco-minto for this amazing piece of my Shep (who conveniently turned out to look like Bioware’s default Shep, so imagine my delight there) and Wrex. For there is little in the Mass Effect world that delights me quite like a good “Wrex.” “Shepard.”
This fills me with such joy. Look at those head-knocking morons. ♥

keyofnik:

For all the Mass Effect fans out there, I had to share. My friends kviri and frozencapybara decided to be awesome people and commissioned choco-minto for this amazing piece of my Shep (who conveniently turned out to look like Bioware’s default Shep, so imagine my delight there) and Wrex. For there is little in the Mass Effect world that delights me quite like a good “Wrex.” “Shepard.”

This fills me with such joy. Look at those head-knocking morons. ♥

— 7 hours ago with 292 notes
#mass effect 

convito:

So I turned Wynne into an arcane warrior…

"ASK ME ABOUT GRIFFONS AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKA."

— 7 hours ago with 219 notes
#dragon age 

Show Tune Of The Day18th July- Who I’d Be-Shrek The Musical Cast Recording- 2008

I'd have a hero's ending
A perfect happy ending
That’s how it would be
A big bright beautiful world
But not for me

— 8 hours ago with 8 notes
#i've reblogged this song a few times i'm sure  #but idc it's my favourite from shrek  #shrek the musical 

Overture/Big Bright Beautiful World | Shrek

(Source: fyshowtunes)

— 8 hours ago with 10 notes
#shrek the musical  #music